NaNoWriNO Day 2
Topic: Poetry
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Do you have that one friend who loves to torture challenge you because they love laughing at you think they’re helping you become a better person? Bill Friday is that friend for me. I’ve known him for about a hundred years now, and I’m not really sure how our friendship has lasted this long. Let’s review:
- He likes breaded meat. I prefer not to eat things that feel the need to go into the Witness Protection Program.
- He watches horror films, and I get scared looking at my face without makeup on
- He has children, and my uterus cries at the idea of me ever getting pregnant
- He’s a fantastic poet, and I think a sonnet is something Quaker women wear on their heads
This is probably Bill’s handiwork
Knowing all of the above, it should come as no surprise that my good (and I use that word loosely) friend suggested poetry as one of the topics for NaNoWriNO. I love flexing my writing muscles, but I wasn’t prepared to pick this on the second day of the challenge.
There are three things I’m good at: arm wrestling the elderly, staining a brand new shirt, and never backing down from a dare. I’m especially good at that last one. Why else would I have a tattoo of Wilford Brimley saying “YOLO” emblazoned across my chest?
Instead of crying over pages of Pablo Neruda and Lord Byron, I decided to get creative. Poetry isn’t just mushy words over love lost; poetry is carefully placed wording with the intent to evoke a certain emotion. I used the skills I acquired during my time with Hallmark, and conjured up a line of Jen and Tonic greeting cards. Continue reading
Sips of Jen and Tonic 
