81 Responses to “Mating Call: Women”

  1. Soul Walker 11/06/2012 at 1:35 pm #

    So I just saw this…

    http://guidetowomen.wordpress.com/2012/11/06/terrible-youtube-tuesday/

    Um… you are welcome.

    • Jen and Tonic 11/06/2012 at 1:48 pm #

      WHAT THE? Even weirder is that this was made as a video response to Justin Bieber’s “Baby”.

  2. Soul Walker 11/06/2012 at 12:57 pm #

    Couple’s snuggies are awesome.

    • Jen and Tonic 11/06/2012 at 1:16 pm #

      The couple that snuggies together, stays together.

      • Soul Walker 11/06/2012 at 1:27 pm #

        LAWL! (yes, I LOL with an accent, don’t judge me.)

      • Soul Walker 11/06/2012 at 1:29 pm #

        If I were to get this tattooed somewhere on my body… where might you suggest?

        • Jen and Tonic 11/06/2012 at 1:49 pm #

          On your shoulder. That way, you could seductively let the snuggie slip off of your shoulder, exposing the tattoo.

  3. becca3416 11/06/2012 at 10:57 am #

    You are really a hilarious woman Jen! Do they really make couple snuggies?! I must have one. I should probably get a boyfriend first though. Unless they make one for me and my cat. That was so sad. I can’t believe I even typed it.

    • Jen and Tonic 11/06/2012 at 1:21 pm #

      They really DO make couples snuggies. I’d love to date someone who would be willing answer the door while we’re wearing it. Dinner parties, holidays, the UPS guy. Who couldn’t appreciate a greeting like that?

      If they make a Owner/Cat snuggie, I promise to buy you one for your birthday.

  4. lizziecracked 11/06/2012 at 5:37 am #

    Jen! thank you – I so needed this and I am printing it and keeping it for future reference. true story…. I find your advice refreshing and funny and honest and more to the point its real – i can say i nave had several of these things or situations happen – the leg shaving one yea if you don;t have impulse control and you haven;t been out in a while – who the hell are they (they being the ones who say don’t shave) think they are kidding besides the guy who hasn’t been out in just as long – he , at that moment will not care and there it is… oh but that might be my age group more where we just don’t really give a crap about anything but getting laid because lets face it – not gettting any younge -r and offering to pay your portion on the first date- if he lets you well it says much about a man,,, this was super. thanks 🙂

    • Jen and Tonic 11/06/2012 at 1:42 pm #

      I don’t know why people are so uptight about sleeping together on the first date. It’s not something I’d feel comfortable doing, but if you do, I say go for it. A guy who really likes you will call you anyway, and if he doesn’t, well, at least you got something out of it.

      • lizziecracked 11/06/2012 at 2:22 pm #

        well as you get older it kinda is a non issue I think really – I mean I am still picky for gosh sakes but I dont date much and the ones I have jumped in bed with on the first date – are the ones who were long term relationships… but yea sometimes you just need a little physical um romp or something… and not shaving legs when you know that is what you need or he is the same way – its just unmeessary torture… I really have no desire to date – the whole getting to know you part that used to be so sweet and butterflies – is ..just sucks… for me – I have that special distinction of already being labeled a effing nutjob – and if I tell them too early – then there is rarely a chance to see if it would work,..and too late – then you never know ..getting attached to someone and them finding out you got a missing marble or two and they don;t want to deal with it…. I don’t blame them I don’t want to either… but only one of us can walk away and the other gets left – so this post was especially funny for me because it kinda took the trying to impress out and I actually want to go on a date lol.. no not so much but I would be laughing thinking about this..

  5. cestlavie22 11/06/2012 at 3:53 am #

    First I have to say I LOVE this post. Generally I dont read long posts as I get distracted but this one was entertaining and had me hooked the whole way through. Confession time: I have done the no shave before a date thing and it worked! Ms. Insecurity over here has more anxiety than raging hormones so it takes the littlest imperfection to keep my pants on.

    • Jen and Tonic 11/12/2012 at 1:30 am #

      I’m glad my wordiness didn’t turn you off. Also, I think you should win an award for that trick actually working for you. You may be the first person EVER.

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