Sips of Jen and Tonic

I’ve come to accept that there are things in life I can’t control:

• Death
• People actin’ a fool towards me
• Weather
• MTV playing reruns of the MTV Movie Awards for 6 straight months after it airs
• My bladder

While driving today, I came up with a great concept for today’s blog. I was going to talk about my family, love, friendship and all that other crap you’re supposed to be thankful for around the holidays. I was going to win awards with this post. The Nobel Prize committee might as well have been polishing my medal (they give medals, right?) Continue reading →

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