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Blogger Meetup: Phase 2

4 Mar

I want to start by thanking Tracy Fulks for suggesting that we call this a Blogger Summitâ„¢ because supposedly it’ll help us on our taxes or something. Everyone go and thank her for being this group’s official CPA. She doesn’t know it yet, but she’ll have to give me extra attention since I only fill out tax forms with “EZ” at the end. What do you guys think of the name change?

I also want to thank everyone who threw in their two cents. The most frequent responses:

  • “I diarrhea in my pants just thinking about human contact so I’m out.”
  • “I’m in Canada and this meetup needs to be in a place where maple syrup is available 24/7.”
  • “Meeting you would fulfill me in a way my spouse/kids/meth can’t.”
  • “I can’t wait to meet friends I’ll end up having mediocre sex with!”
This will be my go-to pickup line

This will be my go-to pickup line

So now we move on to Phase 2. This is kind of like Miss America but without alarmingly white teeth, women butchering dance routines in bikinis, and Donald Trump. Continue reading

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