NaNoWriNO Day 8
Topic: Lingerie football
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Fumblerooski is the name of a trick play in American football. It occurs when the quarterback places the ball on the ground after the snap, technically fumbling it. He and the running backs run in one direction, and the right guard picks it up and runs in the opposite direction. It’s a play that was made famous in the 1984 Orange Bowl, and is now banned in the National Football League.
I feel like a trick has been played on me! When this topic was suggested, I had no idea what I was getting into. I initially thought I might be writing about lingerie with football-related imagery printed on it. Then I thought it may be term for women who played football in their underwear.
I did a simple Google image search, and was not expecting this:
Talk about a tight end!
This football doesn’t mind a little unnecessary roughness
Every man’s first round draft pick
Wanna do a bump and run?
This is practically porn
I have no idea what I’m doing with my life anymore.
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Thanks to John from SocietyRed for suggesting this topic. I’m sure this is exactly what he expected.
Sips of Jen and Tonic 
Reblogged this on Christopher De Voss and commented:
Hello Thursday! Hello Reblog Thursday! I don’t know why the footballs in these pictures turn me on sooooo much…I don’t even watch football. Weird! For some reason I feel if I met Jen in real life she would punch me in the crotch, but I will reblog this most excellent post anyway.
My eyes!! MY EYES!
Don’t act like you don’t have frisbee or baseball bat porn on your computer.
Yeah, but now I have YOUR porn on my computer…
Bahahaha that’s legendary!!
I’m using that testimonial when my parents say, “Grow up already!” “But you guys, I’m LEGENDARY.”
I’m glad for the included youtube video.
And what WERE you expecting when you googled “lingerie football”?? O.o
Good question, I don’t know. You should really think about these things before typing into the search bar.
Seriously…..how long did it take you to make, I mean, find all of those picks? Get it…picks…Interception!!!
It took more time than I’d care to admit.
‘I have no idea what I’m doing with my life anymore.’ hahahahahaha!!! Funny what the interwebs bring out. You might be able to sell this clothing line…
That’s true! A real career path! My parents will be…so proud?
hahahahahaha!
I wanna be the tight end…for once. 😛
“She could….go….all….the….way!”
Why am I so turned on by these pictures? I need to go fixate on Stewie’s head on the Family Guy now.
Because you’ve got excellent taste in sporting equipment
You should have put some warning at the beginning of this so people wouldn’t open it if there were kids around.
Warning: This blog may cause your kids to think you’re extremely cool
No court would convict me of grabbing those footballs. I mean, look at the way they’re dressed. They’re asking to be manhandled.
I sensed a special connection between you and the one in the purple shorts.
Really? Did it mention me? What’d it say?
This dirty little football was was at the center of every one of my childhood fantasies… well, until I realized that girls became women, and none of them knew what the hell the Fumblerooski was… until now.
(upgrades childhood fantasies)
And as a side note, I guess this is going to be the newest trend in Fantasy Football Leagues all over the United States. Hashtag this one #lengeriefantasyfootball
Did you have posters of footballs on your wall that you…uh…”admired”?
I wanted to be an artist as a child… I drew my own, um… footballs, and had them lining the walls. I guess that’s why I’m such a “sports romantic” to this day.
I bet they were very tasteful black and whites.
I think the first football might be cross-dressing, or possibly playing for the other team. Buh-dum-dum. I kill me.
I don’t know about that last one. You can’t really tell since she’s just in her pigskin suit.
Those are some hot balls you’ve got there.
I’m glad someone finally noticed *wink*
Funny! and it is EXACTLY what I expected! What a fine job you did dressing up the team! You might have too much time on your hands…
You wanted to see provocative-looking balls? Why doesn’t that surprise me…
Well I learned something knew today. LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
This blog should be marked as educational.
Jen, that is just pure filth.
That said, if I ever have to make a lot of money for charity really quick, I’ll have a lingerie football game and sell tickets. I feel the mere thought would cause dumb guys to empty their wallets spectacularly.
Oooo – what a GREAT idea!!
Filth is my middle name!
I have the first one in beige. And eggshell.
Who fills it out better, you or the football?
Me, although the football has a better tan so maybe it’s a draw.
My eyes!!!
You meant to say, “My eyes….loved it!!!”
Damn Jen! A little warning please. This is NOT safe for work. 😉
Warning: NSFW
I kinda like the one-piece outfit in example number two. I wonder, does it have domes at the crotch? Good colors. It reminds me of limes…or lemons…or limes…or lemons…or both.
I think the photographer was really trying to go for that spring, citrus-y feel to the photo.
Try to get some rest – it helps 🙂
Get some rest, get some therapy…it’s all the same.
hee hee
Yep, too late…
If anyone could bring you to the strange part of the internet, aren’t you glad it was me?
Absolutely. Thank you!
Get away from the internet! Quick – BEFORE IT’S TOO LAT-
Oops. nevermind.
This is exactly like getting lost in the weird part of YouTube, or when you do so many subsearches on Google you end up watching dogs licking each other’s face for hours. “I swear, I just came on here to find a recipe for lasagna.”