NaNoWriNO Day 5
Topic: Dating advice
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Things were a bit heavy yesterday which, as you know, is a departure from the the typical tone of my posts. I appreciated the opportunity to express myself in a different way, but I’m happy to get back to my regularly scheduled programming.
Today I’m supposed to bestow my dating wisdom upon you guys. This should be interesting seeing as how I’m notoriously commitment phobic, and would rather go on a job interview than a date. My relationships have all just sort of happened, and if they hadn’t, I don’t know that I would have ever had one.
Luckily for all of you, I have been reading Cosmopolitan for years. For those not familiar with the publication, it’s basically Time magazine, but for vajazzling and crash dieting. Over time, I’ve collected little pearls of wisdom written by underfed fashion interns, and have come up with a list that is sure to be a recipe for dating success.
Dress to kill, but don’t dress to kill his erection.
Studies show that most women dress for other women as opposed to dressing for themselves, or for men. Our friends may think we look cute in over-the knee boots with a feather skirt and leather vest, but this is not appropriate date attire. There’s a fine line between being sexy, and being Julia Roberts in “Pretty Woman”. Jen approved date attire: pajama jeans.
I call this look “Big Bird Dominatrix”
Sips of Jen and Tonic 