Jen and Tonic was classically trained in the art of guzzling a beer in less than fifteen seconds. She is single-handedly responsible for creating the David Hasselhoff empire, and destroying Dustin Diamond’s career.
On the weekend she enjoys wearing pants with elastic in the waist, arm wrestling small children, and skinny dipping in her neighbors’ bathtubs when they’re not home. She has struggled for years with being overly badass, and scientists are currently studying her in an effort to figure out how one person can be so awesome.
Don’t forget to reach out and touch her:
Email: SipsofJenandTonic@gmail.com
Sips of Jen and Tonic 
#1 is my favorite! I forgot about that video – hilarious.
Maybe the greatest video on earth. Here you go: http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/20673/
Haven’t seen you around the sites we both hit in a while..
Hope all is well…
Howdy! Thanks for dropping me a line. I’ve take on a new job, and haven’t had the time to blog. Sadsies! I am working feverishly to come up with a post for tomorrow though. Fingers crossed!
Take your time. Glad to hear the career is going well!
I nominated your happy ass! http://stuphblog.wordpress.com/2013/01/18/ill-procrastinate-later/
Ugh, sorry I’m just getting around to this now. I suck.
Yeah, yeah.
I’ve given you the blogger of the year award at http://ldsconvertblog.com/2013/01/01/i-better-get-this-awards-thing-done/ Please come check it out.
Thanks again, Jon 🙂
Stevie Nicks is AMAZING! I am at that alter with you!
ROCK ON
Wow Jen…did you draw your header yourself?? You’re goooooood…..:D
I WISH I had! No, my lovely friend TJ Lubrano did the work. You can check out her other illustrations here: http://tjlubrano.blogspot.nl/
Oh, wow! She’s very good at painting…
She REALLY is! She actually just put up a youtube video showing her painting process, and it’s amazing: http://youtu.be/rxpSPbJR6Xc
Ciao Pandaren, thank you so much for your lovely comment 🙂 Hope you like the video too!
Ms. Jen *bows* you are the sweetest!! but not in a way that breaks my teeth. I’m quite happy with that.
Small dogs shouldn’t exist. Cheese grater seems a much pleasanter idea. Yes, pleasanter.
There is much less suffering with a cheese grater. Also, I’m gonna help you make “pleasanter” a thing.
Oh wow, thanks, that makes you a more pleasanter person even than before! 😉
Freshly Pressed made me visit your blog. I am thrilled. You made me laugh out loud when I should be asleep. Following you as of now.
Laughing late at night and waking up your loved ones is required for followers of this blog!
Followed back. Love meeting new bloggers!
This is awesome, I’m glad you stopped by my blog and left that comment lol. You are funny and I love your french stache lol (the one on your face u put the picture of to be clear)
Thanks and thanks! I’m so glad you’ve got a healthy prostate thanks to your love of having a finger in your ass.