Jen and Tonic was classically trained in the art of guzzling a beer in less than fifteen seconds. She is single-handedly responsible for creating the David Hasselhoff empire, and destroying Dustin Diamond’s career.
On the weekend she enjoys wearing pants with elastic in the waist, arm wrestling small children, and skinny dipping in her neighbors’ bathtubs when they’re not home. She has struggled for years with being overly badass, and scientists are currently studying her in an effort to figure out how one person can be so awesome.
Don’t forget to reach out and touch her:
Email: SipsofJenandTonic@gmail.com
Sips of Jen and Tonic 
I wish I had a name that could be used as a play on the name of an alcoholic beverage. You have my follow.
Becca Prosecco. That’s about as close as it can get. When you’re attractive, as you are, you don’t need a nickname!
Oh you 😉
found you through the clown/dog crazy-ness- oh yeah hijacked you from Madame W. Any who i am a non blogger. just love good reads. You had me at Stevie Nicks.Hello from Alabama 🙂
I love being hijacked, especially by a friend of Madame Weebles! You’re not a blogger? I don’t meet many of those in these parts! We’d love to have you if you were ever tempted 😉
I’ve been a Stevie fan since 1984 (or thereabouts, who can remember?) and I cohabitate with 2 big dogs (though one does sometimes bark like a small yappy dog. We’ve discussed it and he’s promised to work on it). I like your style, J&T.
Another Stevie fan! I think that means I can forgive your dog who thinks it’s a Shih Tzu.
I love your style of writing – dare I say it’s absofuckingtabulous (check it out…it’s a word because I said so). Glad I stumbled across you. And, by that I don’t mean tripped over you and stepped on your leg. That, I wouldn’t be glad about.
Awww, it’s too bad you didn’t step on my leg. It kinda turns me on.
Yet another missed opportunity.
Jen,
OMG. I failed you. After all this time, and you weren’t even part of my blogroll.
Le Clown has corrected this absurdity, http://clownonfire.wordpress.com/blogroll/
Le Clown
Le Clown,
You have not failed me! There are so many good bloggers in our little WordPress circle- it’s hard to keep track of everyone!
I’m an honorary member of the Robilomas household, and the future Mrs. Whispering Petunia. That’s good enough for me.
Having said that, thanks for the add. You truly are magnificent!
Jen
I nominated you for an award, based on the Bathroom Vixen photograph alone. Check out the rules on this post:
http://lauriejlong.wordpress.com/2012/06/06/my-hobbies-and-entrenreneurships-you-know-what-i-mean-of-me/
Oh man, I am so sorry that I did not respond to this until now. For some reason, I never got a notification. Thank you for the nomination!
Awesome blog,,,found you thru Viciously Sweet,,,looking forward to following and enjoying your posts!
I love her! Thanks for stoppin’ by 🙂
Xenuphobia. I love this. I’m going to steal this. I’m going to work it into my everyday conversations. Ex: Would you mind assigning us a different waiter? That one’s a little short and makes me think of you-know-who. The Xenophobe in me just can’t deal with a man wearing lifts serving me my chicken kabobs.
Please, by all means, spread the word. I’ll be starting a support group this fall.
Jen, I’ve nominated you for the Lovely Blog Award
I just saw that! Thank you 😀
I love your writing…but wait, does this mean you won’t be going to the “Rock of Ages” premiere? Will Katy be sitting alone? Or perhaps the toher Mapothers will join her…
That was supposed to be “other” Mapothers, but then, since we ARE speaking of the guy who invented the circular electric wheelchair, I suppose toher is as good as anything…
Katy will have that little dictator Suri with her.
Yeah, Suri with the fringe on top. What’s with them, anyway? Trying to get her on Tots and Tiaras? She may have been cute once upon a time but now she’s just horrific.
All I have to say is….#9!!!!!!!!
YES! She’s magnificent, isn’t she?
Thank you so much for following me! Buisness is running slow on my end, and hoping that with time I’ll get Freshly Pressed XD
*raises glass* best of luck getting Freshly Pressed!
You have the funniest gravatar I’ve seen to date, so I’m sipping…
Good to have you here 🙂
I was just visiting El Guapo and decided to call by and see what your Space was like, well from this ghoulishly exciting introduction all I can say is that I will be calling back for a bit more, well I always like more you know? 🙂 lol
Okay was that too forward for my first entry? 😦 Well at least you can see that I am not your average passerby, okay so I am just kidding with you… Or am I? 🙂
Time for me to have a quick nosy, I mean a quick look around before I return to My Gothic Realm… Do have a most exquisite rest of day and evening and keep adding to your Space J&T 🙂
Androgoth
Thanks for stopping by Androgoth! You sure to do know how to make a splash 😉
Because your comment on Sweet Mother’s last post made me choke on my sandwich.
And that’s a compliment.
So… following you as of… NOW!
CoF
I’m thinking you loved my comment for one of two reasons: (A) You also do copious amounts of coke or (B) You want to be my Narcotics Anonymous sponsor. I’m good with either.
Any friend of Sweet Mother is a friend of mine.
Not all small dogs are barkers you know, I’m quite insulted. Great blog though – Love Bones
Bones, you are a dog of utmost character. I assure you that I was not talking about you 😉
Tag you’re it!! 😛
http://arjun1097.wordpress.com/2012/02/25/tag-youre-it/
Thaaaaanks for following my blog! Yay!
Btw – #4 made me LOL! I do the same! 😛
You’re welcome! I’m happy the CCC led me to your blog.
AH! You hate toes too?! We’re already bonded for life.
Jenny, Jen, Jen—-no one but no one can make me laugh like you! Honestly, you should be doing stand up in LA or New Year’s Eve with Anderson Cooper! That Kathy person has nothing on you. Plus, contrary to what you say, you’re gorgeous!
Cher! You flatter me, and for that….you’re my favorite person in the world! 😉 Thank you so much for all of your kind words and endless encouragement. Regardless of what happened at the other place, I am so happy you brought me back so we could become friends.
Hi Jen,
Thanks for visiting my site and for joining the CCC. I’ve shared your link on the FB CCC page 🙂
Glad to be in the Crazy Chick Club! It’s a title I’ve more than earned 😉