E-mail me, yo: SipsofJenandTonic@gmail.com
Thanks again you sexy beasts!
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Psst….
I tell ya what, YOU can have my prize. Because the universe must be testing me, and I ain’t biting. That and postage to Australia is an absolute bitch…
I can have your prize? What am I going to do with a picture of my own boobs?
Okay, John…if you insist.
I think I’ve been duped…
HA! In all seriousness, don’t worry about the postage. If you want something, send me your address. If not, that’s okay too π
Okay okay, email en-route
Seriously? I can just email you my address? Wow. Just wow. π
You do know where I live, right? I live where it’s always raining, far far away from Oregon. And then there’s this huuuuge wet ocean between the two of us. My country is kind of like Narnia where it’s always winter. Except that I prefer snow over rain. I seriously do. I dissolve when it rains. Therefore I hate it. Just thought you should know this super random fact.
Yes, e-mail me your address! You’ll get a special surprise in the mail π
Where we live, while far apart, isn’t that different. It rains all the time here too. It’s also like Narnia except that you don’t have to climb through a closet to get there.
I’ve been reading the comments and the verdict is definitely in: you ARE adorable. I sent an email but, like I said, having you as a friend is prize enough. How’s that for syrupy sweet!
SUUUUUUPER syrupy, but I’ll take it! Especially from you π
Jen, you ARE adorable (and so are you, Stacie π ) I don’t remember if I commented that day or not and i cant find the post. I’m gonna send you my address anyways cause I love gettin’ shit in the mail. Not real shit, by the way, just in case that’s what you were gonna send. π
Two hot chics agreeing that Jen is adorable. Le Clown loses. Again.
Sorry Le Clown, the ladies have spoken.
I’m with Le Clown…The odds have evened…
You also believe that I make kittens look like demonic furry rodents?
2-2. All tied up.
Well, kitten are demonics furry rodents… and my cat ‘feral’ is pure proof of great evil at work… You just happen to highlight the fact…
Wendy, please do send me your address! I think you came on board after I posted that video, so no worries. I’m not a comment-hoarding egomaniac….despite what others will tell you!
Also, thanks for clearing that thing up about the shit. I was just trying to figure out how to wrap up one of my deuces.
Although I’m not a winner, I do hope I’m at least one of the sexy beasts to whom you are referring.
Smak, send me your address and I’ll send you something. For two reasons: (1) Your blog brings me joy and (2) You are sexy.
Aaaaaah *gives big hug* ^_^
*Hugs*
*UNTZ ZOING UNTZ ZOING UNTZ ZOING*
I will say it again! YOU ARE TOO FREAKING CUTE!!!! When you got excited about who won, I giggled at your reaction. And, you are adorable with hats on! π
You’d think I wouldn’t be so surprised considering I knew the results days ago π
And I’m glad you think I look good with hats on! I need them to hide my billboard-like forehead.
Jen,
It’s pubes, right?
Le Clown
Eric,
You’re from a country illegal immigrants from Romania only enter when they get kicked out of Colorado.
Signed,
Nelly Furtado, aka the only female singer from Canada that anyone’s ever heard of.
Yes, but not just any ‘ol pubes. I’ve taken the highest quality pubes and made them into works of art.
You’re getting a portrait of Jean Paul Sartre.
You are totally adorable.
Stacie,
Adorable? That’s like commenting on a plush teddy bear…
Jen, you totally fucking rock!!
Le Clown
Did you watch the video? She’s ADORABLE. In a fucking awesome way.
Did I watch the video?? I even stopped watching Justin Bieber to watch Jen!
Adorable is like cute… I wouldn’t even use these words to comment on my daughter’s first smile… Alternatives:
. You’re the bee’s knees;
. You make kittens look like demonic furry rodents;
. New born babies with dimples tried getting back in the womb after viewing your video as they knew they didn’t stand a chance against you because YOU FUCKING ROCK ASS!
Le Clown
Dear Clown,
Blah blah blekity blah, nobody says “bee’s knees” anymore.
Your Eternal Flame,
Gemini Girl
Stacie,
You’re from Colorado, right? I don’t think you’re allowed to have an opinion on anything.
Le Clown
You stopped watching Justin Bieber to watch this and comment? MY GOD. You must really like me.
I like that Stacie is sticking up for how ridiculously gorgeous I am. I know she used the word “adorable” but I think we all know what she meant.
Stacie, you are obviously a women of discerning taste. Also, you may be blind.