(1) When I’m not trying to take over the world, I’m acting as David Hasselhoff’s full-time burger handler.
(2) When I’m dancing I think I look like a pro hip-hop dancer…then I look in the mirror and realize it actually looks like I’m a short-circuiting robot.
(3) I’d rather run a cheese grater against my ear drum than hear a small dog barking.
(4) I can’t look at people’s toes without gagging.
(5) Any type of breaded meat freaks me out.
(6) In the right light, I look like a young Brian Dennehy.
(7) I have Xenuphobia– an intense fear of Tom Cruise.
(8) I believe poodles are proof the devil is among us.
(9) I worship at the altar of Stevie Nicks.
(10) I’m pretty sure I have an undiagnosed case of ADD.
Reach out and touch me:
Email: SipsofJenandTonic@gmail.com
Hi Jen,
Thanks for visiting my site and for joining the CCC. I’ve shared your link on the FB CCC page
Glad to be in the Crazy Chick Club! It’s a title I’ve more than earned
Jenny, Jen, Jen—-no one but no one can make me laugh like you! Honestly, you should be doing stand up in LA or New Year’s Eve with Anderson Cooper! That Kathy person has nothing on you. Plus, contrary to what you say, you’re gorgeous!
Cher! You flatter me, and for that….you’re my favorite person in the world!
Thank you so much for all of your kind words and endless encouragement. Regardless of what happened at the other place, I am so happy you brought me back so we could become friends.
Thaaaaanks for following my blog! Yay!
Btw – #4 made me LOL! I do the same!
You’re welcome! I’m happy the CCC led me to your blog.
AH! You hate toes too?! We’re already bonded for life.
Tag you’re it!!
http://arjun1097.wordpress.com/2012/02/25/tag-youre-it/
Not all small dogs are barkers you know, I’m quite insulted. Great blog though – Love Bones
Bones, you are a dog of utmost character. I assure you that I was not talking about you
Because your comment on Sweet Mother’s last post made me choke on my sandwich.
And that’s a compliment.
So… following you as of… NOW!
CoF
I’m thinking you loved my comment for one of two reasons: (A) You also do copious amounts of coke or (B) You want to be my Narcotics Anonymous sponsor. I’m good with either.
Any friend of Sweet Mother is a friend of mine.
I was just visiting El Guapo and decided to call by and see what your Space was like, well from this ghoulishly exciting introduction all I can say is that I will be calling back for a bit more, well I always like more you know?
lol
Okay was that too forward for my first entry?
Well at least you can see that I am not your average passerby, okay so I am just kidding with you… Or am I? 
Time for me to have a quick nosy, I mean a quick look around before I return to My Gothic Realm… Do have a most exquisite rest of day and evening and keep adding to your Space J&T
Androgoth
Thanks for stopping by Androgoth! You sure to do know how to make a splash
You have the funniest gravatar I’ve seen to date, so I’m sipping…
Good to have you here
Thank you so much for following me! Buisness is running slow on my end, and hoping that with time I’ll get Freshly Pressed XD
*raises glass* best of luck getting Freshly Pressed!
All I have to say is….#9!!!!!!!!
YES! She’s magnificent, isn’t she?
I love your writing…but wait, does this mean you won’t be going to the “Rock of Ages” premiere? Will Katy be sitting alone? Or perhaps the toher Mapothers will join her…
That was supposed to be “other” Mapothers, but then, since we ARE speaking of the guy who invented the circular electric wheelchair, I suppose toher is as good as anything…
Katy will have that little dictator Suri with her.
Yeah, Suri with the fringe on top. What’s with them, anyway? Trying to get her on Tots and Tiaras? She may have been cute once upon a time but now she’s just horrific.
Jen, I’ve nominated you for the Lovely Blog Award
http://melancholicallymanic.wordpress.com/2012/05/27/ive-decided-to-accept-so-i-can-nominate/
I just saw that! Thank you
Xenuphobia. I love this. I’m going to steal this. I’m going to work it into my everyday conversations. Ex: Would you mind assigning us a different waiter? That one’s a little short and makes me think of you-know-who. The Xenophobe in me just can’t deal with a man wearing lifts serving me my chicken kabobs.
Please, by all means, spread the word. I’ll be starting a support group this fall.
Awesome blog,,,found you thru Viciously Sweet,,,looking forward to following and enjoying your posts!
I love her! Thanks for stoppin’ by
I nominated you for an award, based on the Bathroom Vixen photograph alone. Check out the rules on this post:
http://lauriejlong.wordpress.com/2012/06/06/my-hobbies-and-entrenreneurships-you-know-what-i-mean-of-me/
Oh man, I am so sorry that I did not respond to this until now. For some reason, I never got a notification. Thank you for the nomination!
Jen,
OMG. I failed you. After all this time, and you weren’t even part of my blogroll.
Le Clown has corrected this absurdity, http://clownonfire.wordpress.com/blogroll/
Le Clown
Le Clown,
You have not failed me! There are so many good bloggers in our little WordPress circle- it’s hard to keep track of everyone!
I’m an honorary member of the Robilomas household, and the future Mrs. Whispering Petunia. That’s good enough for me.
Having said that, thanks for the add. You truly are magnificent!
Jen
I love your style of writing – dare I say it’s absofuckingtabulous (check it out…it’s a word because I said so). Glad I stumbled across you. And, by that I don’t mean tripped over you and stepped on your leg. That, I wouldn’t be glad about.
Awww, it’s too bad you didn’t step on my leg. It kinda turns me on.
Yet another missed opportunity.
I’ve been a Stevie fan since 1984 (or thereabouts, who can remember?) and I cohabitate with 2 big dogs (though one does sometimes bark like a small yappy dog. We’ve discussed it and he’s promised to work on it). I like your style, J&T.
Another Stevie fan! I think that means I can forgive your dog who thinks it’s a Shih Tzu.
found you through the clown/dog crazy-ness- oh yeah hijacked you from Madame W. Any who i am a non blogger. just love good reads. You had me at Stevie Nicks.Hello from Alabama
I love being hijacked, especially by a friend of Madame Weebles! You’re not a blogger? I don’t meet many of those in these parts! We’d love to have you if you were ever tempted
I wish I had a name that could be used as a play on the name of an alcoholic beverage. You have my follow.
Becca Prosecco. That’s about as close as it can get. When you’re attractive, as you are, you don’t need a nickname!
Oh you
This is awesome, I’m glad you stopped by my blog and left that comment lol. You are funny and I love your french stache lol (the one on your face u put the picture of to be clear)
Thanks and thanks! I’m so glad you’ve got a healthy prostate thanks to your love of having a finger in your ass.
Freshly Pressed made me visit your blog. I am thrilled. You made me laugh out loud when I should be asleep. Following you as of now.
Laughing late at night and waking up your loved ones is required for followers of this blog!
Followed back. Love meeting new bloggers!
Small dogs shouldn’t exist. Cheese grater seems a much pleasanter idea. Yes, pleasanter.
There is much less suffering with a cheese grater. Also, I’m gonna help you make “pleasanter” a thing.
Oh wow, thanks, that makes you a more pleasanter person even than before!
Wow Jen…did you draw your header yourself?? You’re goooooood…..:D
I WISH I had! No, my lovely friend TJ Lubrano did the work. You can check out her other illustrations here: http://tjlubrano.blogspot.nl/
Oh, wow! She’s very good at painting…
She REALLY is! She actually just put up a youtube video showing her painting process, and it’s amazing: http://youtu.be/rxpSPbJR6Xc
Ciao Pandaren, thank you so much for your lovely comment
Hope you like the video too!
Ms. Jen *bows* you are the sweetest!! but not in a way that breaks my teeth. I’m quite happy with that.
Stevie Nicks is AMAZING! I am at that alter with you!
ROCK ON
I’ve given you the blogger of the year award at http://ldsconvertblog.com/2013/01/01/i-better-get-this-awards-thing-done/ Please come check it out.
Thanks again, Jon
I nominated your happy ass! http://stuphblog.wordpress.com/2013/01/18/ill-procrastinate-later/
Ugh, sorry I’m just getting around to this now. I suck.
Yeah, yeah.
Haven’t seen you around the sites we both hit in a while..
Hope all is well…
Howdy! Thanks for dropping me a line. I’ve take on a new job, and haven’t had the time to blog. Sadsies! I am working feverishly to come up with a post for tomorrow though. Fingers crossed!
Take your time. Glad to hear the career is going well!
#1 is my favorite! I forgot about that video – hilarious.
Maybe the greatest video on earth. Here you go: http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/20673/
Good Lord, woman, a delightful chicken spiedini would freak you out? That’s…..that’s a shame right there!! Lol.
And I love your header, btw!
Thanks! I owe it to the lovely TJ Lubrano from http://www.tjlubrano.com/
Why must it hide itself under that breaded nonsense?!
Let’s just agree that the poodle dog is an abomination to human and dog-kind alike.
AGREED.
Hi Miss Tonic. You make me laugh. I have nominated you for a Versatile Blogger Award. Do with it what you will!
https://44andafourth.wordpress.com/2013/04/19/and-the-award-goes-to/
Hey Miss Pip! I didn’t even know you were a reader of my blog- some people are quieter than others
Thanks so much for the nomination, very much appreciated!
Hi Jen.
My name is Kevin Gillespie. I do, MUCH prefer however to be called Kev,
. I live in Wales. 
.
I am now ‘Following’ your Blog.
Welcome to Team Tonic, Kev!