About J&T

(1) When I’m not trying to take over the world, I’m acting as David Hasselhoff’s full-time burger handler.

(2) When I’m dancing I think I look like a pro hip-hop dancer…then I look in the mirror and realize it actually looks like I’m a short-circuiting robot.

(3) I’d rather run a cheese grater against my ear drum than hear a small dog barking.

(4) I can’t look at people’s toes without gagging.

(5) Any type of breaded meat freaks me out.

(6) In the right light, I look like a young Brian Dennehy.

(7) I have Xenuphobia– an intense fear of Tom Cruise.

(8) I believe poodles are proof the devil is among us.

(9) I worship at the altar of Stevie Nicks.

(10) I’m pretty sure I have an undiagnosed case of ADD.

27 Responses to “About J&T”

  1. Lafemmeroar 12/16/2011 at 11:05 am #

    Hi Jen,

    Thanks for visiting my site and for joining the CCC. I’ve shared your link on the FB CCC page :)

    • Jen and Tonic 12/16/2011 at 3:16 pm #

      Glad to be in the Crazy Chick Club! It’s a title I’ve more than earned ;)

  2. Cher 12/20/2011 at 3:43 pm #

    Jenny, Jen, Jen—-no one but no one can make me laugh like you! Honestly, you should be doing stand up in LA or New Year’s Eve with Anderson Cooper! That Kathy person has nothing on you. Plus, contrary to what you say, you’re gorgeous!

    • Jen and Tonic 12/20/2011 at 8:41 pm #

      Cher! You flatter me, and for that….you’re my favorite person in the world! ;) Thank you so much for all of your kind words and endless encouragement. Regardless of what happened at the other place, I am so happy you brought me back so we could become friends.

  3. Just Rambling 01/23/2012 at 12:15 am #

    Thaaaaanks for following my blog! Yay!
    Btw – #4 made me LOL! I do the same! :P

    • Jen and Tonic 01/23/2012 at 8:22 am #

      You’re welcome! I’m happy the CCC led me to your blog.

      AH! You hate toes too?! We’re already bonded for life.

  4. bonesdiary 03/14/2012 at 1:46 am #

    Not all small dogs are barkers you know, I’m quite insulted. Great blog though – Love Bones

    • Jen and Tonic 03/14/2012 at 2:52 am #

      Bones, you are a dog of utmost character. I assure you that I was not talking about you ;)

  5. clownonfire 03/20/2012 at 8:58 am #

    Because your comment on Sweet Mother’s last post made me choke on my sandwich.
    And that’s a compliment.
    So… following you as of… NOW!
    CoF

    • Jen and Tonic 03/20/2012 at 9:55 am #

      I’m thinking you loved my comment for one of two reasons: (A) You also do copious amounts of coke or (B) You want to be my Narcotics Anonymous sponsor. I’m good with either.

      Any friend of Sweet Mother is a friend of mine.

  6. Androgoth 04/23/2012 at 3:06 pm #

    I was just visiting El Guapo and decided to call by and see what your Space was like, well from this ghoulishly exciting introduction all I can say is that I will be calling back for a bit more, well I always like more you know? :) lol

    Okay was that too forward for my first entry? :( Well at least you can see that I am not your average passerby, okay so I am just kidding with you… Or am I? :)

    Time for me to have a quick nosy, I mean a quick look around before I return to My Gothic Realm… Do have a most exquisite rest of day and evening and keep adding to your Space J&T :)

    Androgoth

    • Jen and Tonic 04/23/2012 at 10:28 pm #

      Thanks for stopping by Androgoth! You sure to do know how to make a splash ;)

  7. bpshielsy 04/23/2012 at 8:08 pm #

    You have the funniest gravatar I’ve seen to date, so I’m sipping…

  8. Radium Rollercoaster 04/24/2012 at 10:45 am #

    Thank you so much for following me! Buisness is running slow on my end, and hoping that with time I’ll get Freshly Pressed XD

    • Jen and Tonic 04/24/2012 at 12:58 pm #

      *raises glass* best of luck getting Freshly Pressed!

  9. Adrienne schmadrienne 05/07/2012 at 8:57 am #

    All I have to say is….#9!!!!!!!!

  10. paralaxvu 05/25/2012 at 11:40 am #

    I love your writing…but wait, does this mean you won’t be going to the “Rock of Ages” premiere? Will Katy be sitting alone? Or perhaps the toher Mapothers will join her…

    • paralaxvu 05/25/2012 at 11:41 am #

      That was supposed to be “other” Mapothers, but then, since we ARE speaking of the guy who invented the circular electric wheelchair, I suppose toher is as good as anything…

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