(1) When I’m not trying to take over the world, I’m acting as David Hasselhoff’s full-time burger handler.
(2) When I’m dancing I think I look like a pro hip-hop dancer…then I look in the mirror and realize it actually looks like I’m a short-circuiting robot.
(3) I’d rather run a cheese grater against my ear drum than hear a small dog barking.
(4) I can’t look at people’s toes without gagging.
(5) Any type of breaded meat freaks me out.
(6) In the right light, I look like a young Brian Dennehy.
(7) I have Xenuphobia– an intense fear of Tom Cruise.
(8) I believe poodles are proof the devil is among us.
(9) I worship at the altar of Stevie Nicks.
(10) I’m pretty sure I have an undiagnosed case of ADD.
Reach out and touch me: