There is this little blogger named Le Clown, and he runs a small operation here on WordPress called A Clown on Fire. If you don’t know of his blog I’m going to assume that this is your first day on the internet. He recently approached me to participate in a guessing game on his blog. The conversation went like this:
Le Clown: “You are the most magnificent™ writer on the planet, and my blog needs you.”
Starting today, he will be posting five holiday posts (one each day) from five different bloggers who will remain anonymous. Your job is to guess who the author of each post is. The participants are (in alphabetical order):
This is a test in how strong my writing voice is, and how well my Hooked on Tonics know me. Will you be able to pick me out of an anonymous lineup?
Please visit his blog every day this week, and take your guess as to which blogger you think wrote each post. If you change your mind after reading later posts, go back and submit new guesses. If you fail to ever identify me correctly, I reserve the right to punch you in the kidney.
If having fun (and my kidney wrath) isn’t enough of an incentive for you, everyone who correctly identifies the mystery blogger for each post will be entered into a drawing to win a special prize from that blogger. I don’t want to give mine away, but it involves my chin hair, a picture of Lorenzo Lamas, and WD-40. Let your imaginations run wild.
Click here to get started with the Anonymous Secular Christmas game. Good luck!