How To Work From Home

19 Jun

Jen and Tonic:

Just a little somethin’ somethin’ I wrote on The Official How To Blog. Now you too can look uber professional while wearing a Whitesnake T-shirt, and pants with a rip in the inner thigh.

Originally posted on The Official How To Blog:

Thinking about working from home? Take this short quiz to find out if it’s for you:

  • Do you want to work from home?

If you’ve answered ‘yes’ to any of the above questions, then working remotely is right for you. The following steps will help you find success in the virtual work world.

Step 1. Convince your employer it’s a good idea to let you work from home

Most people make the mistake of giving a presentation showcasing why working remotely is more productive than working in an office setting. All this does is convince your boss you hate her by forcing her to lose minutes of her life listening to your boring pitch. I prefer the Liability Method wherein you sprain your thumb in a freak copier accident, or sexually harass yourself in front of others. Legal will be more than happy to keep their “lawsuit on legs” out…

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8 Responses to “How To Work From Home”

  1. BrainRants 06/27/2013 at 11:14 am #

    As if there’s something wrong with Whitesnake. I’d pick Disturbed over them any day, but just sayin.’

    • Jen and Tonic 06/27/2013 at 11:18 am #

      I just don’t see the CEO of a Fortune 500 sportin’ a Whitesnake (or Disturbed) t-shirt at a meeting.

      • BrainRants 06/27/2013 at 11:28 am #

        Once I’m the Supreme Galactic Commander, guess what the standard uniform will be?

        • Jen and Tonic 06/27/2013 at 11:29 am #

          Mullets and Disturbed shirts!

          • BrainRants 06/27/2013 at 11:37 am #

            No. Mullets will be punishable by cameltoe. Regardless of gender.

  2. UndercoverL 06/20/2013 at 11:20 am #

    W. O. W.

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