My name is Jen, and I’m an addict. I can’t pinpoint the exact moment my habit made the leap from recreational use to full-blown addiction. Maybe it was the time I sat in my car during my lunch hour, participating in my new hobby. It could have been the time I stayed up until the wee hours of the morning partaking in it even though I knew I had to get up early the next day. How does one define these kinds of moments?
My name is Jen, and I’m addicted to internet memes.
I am ashamed, dear readers, because I should have been writing a post for you tonight. I come up with the concept to deliver twelve posts in a row to show my holiday spirit, and now I can’t deliver. Instead of typing feverishly, I’ve been pissing away my night looking at things like this:
I’ve fallen in love with various sets of internet memes over time. First, there were things which reminded me of my childhood because, you know, that was such an awesome time in my life.
Then I became downright obsessed with Someecards. I apologize to all my Facebook friends who had to endure that.
Then came my retro period when I thought it was ironic and hilarious to pair graphics from the 50’s with vulgar commentary.
This is just a picture of Gary Busey because I found it on my computer, and wanted to stick it in this post.
I can’t forget the hours spent looking at inspirational posters…
…or Pickup Line Panda.
Lastly, I would be remiss if I didn’t mention my favorite meme ever, Cocaine Bear.
But tonight I wasn’t looking at any of these things. No, a new sheriff is in town, and he goes by the name of Grumpy Cat. It’s a cat….that looks grumpy. Come on, it’s not rocket science.
My life will not be complete until I own a cat like that.
Today’s challenge is to tell me how you waste time. Reality television? Playing Angry Birds? Drinking PBR and listening to some crappy band with a jug player in it? This is the time to fess up.
Grumpy Cat was kind enough to select today’s winner, and that person is La La! E-mail me at Sipsofjenandtonic@gmail.com to claim your prize.
See you on the flipside, peeps.