NaNoWriNO Day 25
Topic: Boxers- Men wearing them vs. Women wearing them
When I first picked this topic, I decided to list the pros and cons of women and men wearing boxer shorts. Here’s what I came up with:
Men Pro: Airs out that general vicinity so penis doesn’t grow mold
Men Con: Sometimes penis pokes out of the flap, and unintentionally waves hello to you
Women Pro: Boxers finally get to see a vagina Women Con: Leave terrible visible panty lines
That was it. Major suckage in the description department. After 24 days of writing posts, I was kind of ready to just dial it in, but I didn’t want to do that to you guys. So I gave it a bit more consideration.
The more I thought about women wearing boxers, the more I realized women steal men’s fashions. We’re not happy with the 1,585, 732 clothing lines dedicated to selling us stuff, we’ve got to go and takeover menswear too. We’re such clothes horses.
We’re sexy creatures, aren’t we? I can see why we’ve ripped off men. We can totally get away with it. What if men dared attempt the same thing?
My recommendation is that all you men just go naked from now on. Please send photo evidence to me at BolognaPony@ISeePenis.com.
Thanks to the cray cray Christopher De Voss for suggesting this topic.