Fumblerooski

8 Nov

NaNoWriNO Day 8

Topic: Lingerie football

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Fumblerooski is the name of a trick play in American football. It occurs when the quarterback places the ball on the ground after the snap, technically fumbling it. He and the running backs run in one direction, and the right guard picks it up and runs in the opposite direction. It’s a play that was made famous in the 1984 Orange Bowl, and is now banned in the National Football League.

I feel like a trick has been played on me! When this topic was suggested, I had no idea what I was getting into. I initially thought I might be writing about lingerie with football-related imagery printed on it. Then I thought it may be term for women who played football in their underwear.

I did a simple Google image search, and was not expecting this:

Talk about a tight end!

This football doesn’t mind a little unnecessary roughness

Every man’s first round draft pick

Wanna do a bump and run?

This is practically porn

I have no idea what I’m doing with my life anymore.

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Thanks to John from SocietyRed for suggesting this topic. I’m sure this is exactly what he expected.

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55 Responses to “Fumblerooski”

  1. Christopher De Voss 11/15/2012 at 4:55 am #

    Reblogged this on Christopher De Voss and commented:
    Hello Thursday! Hello Reblog Thursday! I don’t know why the footballs in these pictures turn me on sooooo much…I don’t even watch football. Weird! For some reason I feel if I met Jen in real life she would punch me in the crotch, but I will reblog this most excellent post anyway.

  2. Lyssapants 11/12/2012 at 2:38 pm #

    My eyes!! MY EYES!

    • Jen and Tonic 11/13/2012 at 2:20 pm #

      Don’t act like you don’t have frisbee or baseball bat porn on your computer.

      • Lyssapants 11/13/2012 at 5:11 pm #

        Yeah, but now I have YOUR porn on my computer…

  3. John the Aussie 11/09/2012 at 3:27 am #

    Bahahaha that’s legendary!!

    • Jen and Tonic 11/09/2012 at 10:43 am #

      I’m using that testimonial when my parents say, “Grow up already!” “But you guys, I’m LEGENDARY.”

  4. GiggsMcGill Jill 11/09/2012 at 12:01 am #

    I’m glad for the included youtube video.

    And what WERE you expecting when you googled “lingerie football”?? O.o

    • Jen and Tonic 11/09/2012 at 10:42 am #

      Good question, I don’t know. You should really think about these things before typing into the search bar.

  5. Brother Jon 11/08/2012 at 8:06 pm #

    Seriously…..how long did it take you to make, I mean, find all of those picks? Get it…picks…Interception!!!

  6. isawbobdylaninaspeedo 11/08/2012 at 7:34 pm #

    ‘I have no idea what I’m doing with my life anymore.’ hahahahahaha!!! Funny what the interwebs bring out. You might be able to sell this clothing line…

  7. writerwendyreid 11/08/2012 at 4:29 pm #

    I wanna be the tight end…for once. :-P

  8. speaker7 11/08/2012 at 3:09 pm #

    Why am I so turned on by these pictures? I need to go fixate on Stewie’s head on the Family Guy now.

    • Jen and Tonic 11/09/2012 at 10:39 am #

      Because you’ve got excellent taste in sporting equipment

  9. Maggie O'C 11/08/2012 at 2:35 pm #

    You should have put some warning at the beginning of this so people wouldn’t open it if there were kids around.

    • Jen and Tonic 11/09/2012 at 10:32 am #

      Warning: This blog may cause your kids to think you’re extremely cool

  10. calahan 11/08/2012 at 12:52 pm #

    No court would convict me of grabbing those footballs. I mean, look at the way they’re dressed. They’re asking to be manhandled.

    • Jen and Tonic 11/09/2012 at 10:31 am #

      I sensed a special connection between you and the one in the purple shorts.

      • calahan 11/09/2012 at 11:20 am #

        Really? Did it mention me? What’d it say?

  11. Bill Friday 11/08/2012 at 12:22 pm #

    This dirty little football was was at the center of every one of my childhood fantasies… well, until I realized that girls became women, and none of them knew what the hell the Fumblerooski was… until now.

    (upgrades childhood fantasies)

    And as a side note, I guess this is going to be the newest trend in Fantasy Football Leagues all over the United States. Hashtag this one #lengeriefantasyfootball

    • Jen and Tonic 11/09/2012 at 10:27 am #

      Did you have posters of footballs on your wall that you…uh…”admired”?

      • Bill Friday 11/09/2012 at 10:34 am #

        I wanted to be an artist as a child… I drew my own, um… footballs, and had them lining the walls. I guess that’s why I’m such a “sports romantic” to this day.

  12. aliceatwonderland 11/08/2012 at 10:26 am #

    I think the first football might be cross-dressing, or possibly playing for the other team. Buh-dum-dum. I kill me.

    • Jen and Tonic 11/09/2012 at 10:24 am #

      I don’t know about that last one. You can’t really tell since she’s just in her pigskin suit.

  13. Ashley Austrew 11/08/2012 at 9:39 am #

    Those are some hot balls you’ve got there.

  14. SocietyRed 11/08/2012 at 7:37 am #

    Funny! and it is EXACTLY what I expected! What a fine job you did dressing up the team! You might have too much time on your hands…

    • Jen and Tonic 11/09/2012 at 10:22 am #

      You wanted to see provocative-looking balls? Why doesn’t that surprise me…

  15. Dani Heart 11/08/2012 at 7:32 am #

    Well I learned something knew today. LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

  16. badfads 11/08/2012 at 7:32 am #

    Jen, that is just pure filth.

    That said, if I ever have to make a lot of money for charity really quick, I’ll have a lingerie football game and sell tickets. I feel the mere thought would cause dumb guys to empty their wallets spectacularly.

  17. Ericka Clay 11/08/2012 at 7:27 am #

    I have the first one in beige. And eggshell.

    • Jen and Tonic 11/09/2012 at 10:21 am #

      Who fills it out better, you or the football?

      • Ericka Clay 11/12/2012 at 8:10 am #

        Me, although the football has a better tan so maybe it’s a draw.

  18. Madame Weebles 11/08/2012 at 7:27 am #

    My eyes!!!

  19. becca3416 11/08/2012 at 6:48 am #

    Damn Jen! A little warning please. This is NOT safe for work. ;)

  20. Fern DeVilliers 11/08/2012 at 6:39 am #

    I kinda like the one-piece outfit in example number two. I wonder, does it have domes at the crotch? Good colors. It reminds me of limes…or lemons…or limes…or lemons…or both.

    • Jen and Tonic 11/09/2012 at 10:13 am #

      I think the photographer was really trying to go for that spring, citrus-y feel to the photo.

  21. Rutabaga the Mercenary Researcher 11/08/2012 at 6:23 am #

    Try to get some rest – it helps :)

  22. Cathy Ulrich 11/08/2012 at 6:01 am #

    Yep, too late…

    • Jen and Tonic 11/09/2012 at 10:12 am #

      If anyone could bring you to the strange part of the internet, aren’t you glad it was me?

  23. El Guapo 11/08/2012 at 5:15 am #

    Get away from the internet! Quick – BEFORE IT’S TOO LAT-

    Oops. nevermind.

    • Jen and Tonic 11/09/2012 at 10:12 am #

      This is exactly like getting lost in the weird part of YouTube, or when you do so many subsearches on Google you end up watching dogs licking each other’s face for hours. “I swear, I just came on here to find a recipe for lasagna.”

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