And The Winner Is…

10 May

 

E-mail me, yo: SipsofJenandTonic@gmail.com

Thanks again you sexy beasts!

 

38 Responses to “And The Winner Is…”

  1. Stacie Chadwick 05/10/2012 at 7:39 am #

    You are totally adorable.

    • clownonfire 05/10/2012 at 7:44 am #

      Stacie,
      Adorable? That’s like commenting on a plush teddy bear…
      Jen, you totally fucking rock!!
      Le Clown

      • Stacie Chadwick 05/10/2012 at 7:49 am #

        Did you watch the video? She’s ADORABLE. In a fucking awesome way.

        • clownonfire 05/10/2012 at 7:55 am #

          Did I watch the video?? I even stopped watching Justin Bieber to watch Jen!

          Adorable is like cute… I wouldn’t even use these words to comment on my daughter’s first smile… Alternatives:

          . You’re the bee’s knees;
          . You make kittens look like demonic furry rodents;
          . New born babies with dimples tried getting back in the womb after viewing your video as they knew they didn’t stand a chance against you because YOU FUCKING ROCK ASS!

          Le Clown

          • Stacie Chadwick 05/10/2012 at 8:04 am #

            Dear Clown,

            Blah blah blekity blah, nobody says “bee’s knees” anymore.

            Your Eternal Flame,
            Gemini Girl

          • clownonfire 05/10/2012 at 8:05 am #

            Stacie,
            You’re from Colorado, right? I don’t think you’re allowed to have an opinion on anything.
            Le Clown

          • Jen and Tonic 05/10/2012 at 11:19 pm #

            You stopped watching Justin Bieber to watch this and comment? MY GOD. You must really like me.

        • Jen and Tonic 05/10/2012 at 11:20 pm #

          I like that Stacie is sticking up for how ridiculously gorgeous I am. I know she used the word “adorable” but I think we all know what she meant.

    • Jen and Tonic 05/10/2012 at 11:12 pm #

      Stacie, you are obviously a women of discerning taste. Also, you may be blind.

  2. clownonfire 05/10/2012 at 7:41 am #

    Jen,
    It’s pubes, right?
    Le Clown

    • Stacie Chadwick 05/10/2012 at 9:13 pm #

      Eric,
      You’re from a country illegal immigrants from Romania only enter when they get kicked out of Colorado.
      Signed,
      Nelly Furtado, aka the only female singer from Canada that anyone’s ever heard of.

    • Jen and Tonic 05/10/2012 at 11:15 pm #

      Yes, but not just any ‘ol pubes. I’ve taken the highest quality pubes and made them into works of art.

      You’re getting a portrait of Jean Paul Sartre.

  3. Katy Kern 05/10/2012 at 7:43 am #

    I will say it again! YOU ARE TOO FREAKING CUTE!!!! When you got excited about who won, I giggled at your reaction. And, you are adorable with hats on! :-)

    • Jen and Tonic 05/10/2012 at 11:22 pm #

      You’d think I wouldn’t be so surprised considering I knew the results days ago ;)

      And I’m glad you think I look good with hats on! I need them to hide my billboard-like forehead.

  4. TJLubrano 05/10/2012 at 7:47 am #

    Aaaaaah *gives big hug* ^_^

  5. Smaktakula 05/10/2012 at 11:19 am #

    Although I’m not a winner, I do hope I’m at least one of the sexy beasts to whom you are referring.

    • Jen and Tonic 05/10/2012 at 11:27 pm #

      Smak, send me your address and I’ll send you something. For two reasons: (1) Your blog brings me joy and (2) You are sexy.

  6. writerwendyreid 05/10/2012 at 6:49 pm #

    Jen, you ARE adorable (and so are you, Stacie ;-) ) I don’t remember if I commented that day or not and i cant find the post. I’m gonna send you my address anyways cause I love gettin’ shit in the mail. Not real shit, by the way, just in case that’s what you were gonna send. ;-)

    • Stacie Chadwick 05/10/2012 at 9:10 pm #

      Two hot chics agreeing that Jen is adorable. Le Clown loses. Again.

      • Jen and Tonic 05/10/2012 at 11:23 pm #

        Sorry Le Clown, the ladies have spoken.

        • John the Aussie 05/12/2012 at 5:51 pm #

          I’m with Le Clown…The odds have evened…

          • Jen and Tonic 05/12/2012 at 5:57 pm #

            You also believe that I make kittens look like demonic furry rodents?

            2-2. All tied up.

          • John the Aussie 05/12/2012 at 6:01 pm #

            Well, kitten are demonics furry rodents… and my cat ‘feral’ is pure proof of great evil at work… You just happen to highlight the fact…

    • Jen and Tonic 05/10/2012 at 11:25 pm #

      Wendy, please do send me your address! I think you came on board after I posted that video, so no worries. I’m not a comment-hoarding egomaniac….despite what others will tell you!

      Also, thanks for clearing that thing up about the shit. I was just trying to figure out how to wrap up one of my deuces.

  7. Janene 05/11/2012 at 11:51 am #

    I’ve been reading the comments and the verdict is definitely in: you ARE adorable. I sent an email but, like I said, having you as a friend is prize enough. How’s that for syrupy sweet!

    • Jen and Tonic 05/12/2012 at 1:41 am #

      SUUUUUUPER syrupy, but I’ll take it! Especially from you :)

  8. Just Rambling 05/12/2012 at 2:46 am #

    Seriously? I can just email you my address? Wow. Just wow. :)

    You do know where I live, right? I live where it’s always raining, far far away from Oregon. And then there’s this huuuuge wet ocean between the two of us. My country is kind of like Narnia where it’s always winter. Except that I prefer snow over rain. I seriously do. I dissolve when it rains. Therefore I hate it. Just thought you should know this super random fact.

    • Jen and Tonic 05/12/2012 at 6:03 pm #

      Yes, e-mail me your address! You’ll get a special surprise in the mail :)

      Where we live, while far apart, isn’t that different. It rains all the time here too. It’s also like Narnia except that you don’t have to climb through a closet to get there.

  9. John the Aussie 05/12/2012 at 5:57 pm #

    I tell ya what, YOU can have my prize. Because the universe must be testing me, and I ain’t biting. That and postage to Australia is an absolute bitch…

    • Jen and Tonic 05/12/2012 at 5:58 pm #

      I can have your prize? What am I going to do with a picture of my own boobs?

      Okay, John…if you insist.

      • John the Aussie 05/12/2012 at 6:04 pm #

        I think I’ve been duped…

        • Jen and Tonic 05/12/2012 at 6:11 pm #

          HA! In all seriousness, don’t worry about the postage. If you want something, send me your address. If not, that’s okay too :)

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