As many of you may have noticed, I am really awesome. I’m talking the kind of awesome that makes people want to print out my picture and put it in their wallets. This means others are constantly asking me for my autograph, naming their firstborn after me, and giving me blog awards.
Le Clown, a fellow WordPresser and all around sexy beast, recently gave me an award because I left a very dignified comment about farts on his blog. I got a cool Clown on Fire badge (which you can find under “Tonic’s Haunts” on the right side of my homepage) which I was to distribute around the internet at leisure.
Unfortunately, WordPress was being a major player hater, and wouldn’t let me sprinkle clown dust everywhere. Le Clown, not one to let a little thing like HTML blockage stop him, came up with a new plan. I was to act as his personal blog assistant as well as write a blog post about him. How convenient that this all worked out in his favor.
I must admit, being his right-hand (wo)man was actually really fun!
We answered a few e-mails together:
He sat in the big boss chair and dictated his next blog post:
We emotionally bonded:
I guarded the bathroom stall while he dropped a deuce:
I let him drive my car:
I helped him put on his clown makeup:
We went rock climbing:
I baked him cookies:
I put him down for a nap:
I’d highly recommend trying out for this prestigious award. Le Clown is one of the nicest people I’ve met in the blogsophere, and he knows how to have a good time.
Thanks for the memories! On to your next minion…