Anyone who has followed my writing for awhile knows that I love to delve into the deepest parts of myself. I’m not talking about tapping into my innermost thoughts and feelings– we all know I’m dead inside. I’m referring to my affinity for discussing those things that take place in the parts of our bodies which only certified medical professionals (and aliens on a probing mission) go. I discussed the unpleasant nature of my menstrual cycle in this post, and who can forget about getting my butt hoovered by a fart-stealing colon specialist?
So it should come as no surprise that when Sweet Mother issued the challenge of taking your picture with a product which aids in colon health, I jumped at the opportunity. Originally I had planned on taking a picture of myself eating a bran muffin, but then I saw that Le Clown got creative and took a picture of himself feeding a squirrel McDonald’s French Fries. I needed to step my game up.
So I went to Rite Aid, and this happened:
I’d like to note a few things:
1. Not only was I able to get a picture of myself with these poopie products, but I also managed to squeeze adult diapers in the shot. That has to earn me some kind of extra credit.
2. I had to take these photos myself which meant needing to do it over and over again since I couldn’t seem to get my face in the frame. People kept walking by, and giving me a “what the hell?” look. I’m sure seeing someone smash butt medicine up against her face wasn’t something they expected.
3. You should be reading Sweet Mother. I’ll never be as funny as she is, and while this should make me hate her, it actually makes me respect her immensely. If you don’t go to her page right now so help me God…I will do absolutely nothing because you probably live far away from me.
I’d like to extend this challenge to my readers as well. All I ask is that you give Sweet Mother credit somewhere in your post as she is the creator of this asstastic challenge.